Do you take your phone into the loo?
Where does your phone sleep?
You’ve left the house but suddenly realise you’ve left your phone behind. Your reaction?
You drop your phone. The screen smashes and you get the weird multi-coloured splurge thing going on. What happens next?
You got ....
Okay so whilst your carefree lack of addiction to your phone is somewhat impressive, we can’t help but feel a little bad for your mates. I mean, what if they need you? What if they’ve messaged you hundreds of times to meet up and you’ve never answered or appeared?
Do you even know your own phone number?
Dude, go right now and find it, charge it and reconnect to 2020!
You’re playing it cool and can def be convincing when you say you can live without your phone but deep down, we know you’re questioning that statement.
And let’s be honest, this is a healthy place to be. You sound like a very balanced individual, I bet you get your 5 fruit and veg a day and drink lots of water. You are basically winning at life, well done you.
Baby you’re walking a tightrope between some serious phone issues and a level of normality. It’s a thin wire and you need to watch your step!
Baby detox steps my friend, maybe try having a wee without your phone to start with as that’s just not hygienic is it?
Dude, we don’t want to hurt your feelings, but you’ve got some SERIOUS issues to work through here, you know, that right? You and your phone are one. I’m not sure it’s doing either of you any good, we all need space in our relationships, distance makes the heart grow fonder baby. One word for you....DETOX.