If it stated in your technical challenge that you needed to blind bake what would be your response?
What is this item of kitchen equipment called?
What vital ingredient is missing in this short crust pastry recipe? Plain flour, salt and??
You are asked to temper your chocolate. You....
How do you avoid a soggy bottom?
If expected to produce stiff peaks, what recipe cook you be following?
How do you make butterscotch angel delight?
What is a ramekin?
As part of a technical challenge you are asked to separate your eggs. You:
Paul Hollywood shouts ‘FOOL’ in your direction, what could he be referring to?
You got ....
Mr Kipling is your friend.
Thankfully you can just buy cake instead of going through the hassle and mess of actually baking it, maybe give that a go. Head out, buy yourself a lemon drizzle, make a cuppa and relax on the sofa to watch this week’s episode. Mr Kipling is your friend.
Bake for the joy!
Hmmm you may never experience the lofty heights of the bake-off tent but you’re doing okay, your repertoire may consist of rock cakes and cheese on toast but at least you have a repertoire and you can still make your house smell of baking which is half the joy!
Move away from the kitchen!
Move away from the kitchen area, you are an absolute liability! Your strengths perhaps lie in other areas...outside and far away from the cooker.
You are star baker of the week AND probably next year’s champion so it’s time to get that application in! You know your baking soda from your baking powder, and I bet you can even make a Battenberg. The Hollywood handshake is almost YOURS!