Let’s start with an easy one. What app do you use most?
Gardeners World App
Socially awkward disco scene. You:
You’re starting this RIGHT NOW!!! Taking the dancefloor, busting some moves that would make Gaga blush and heading into the bystanders to pull others into your crazy, making lesser extraverts run scared. Without you, there would probably be no party.
After requesting some Beethoven and being rudely dismissed by the DJ, you are off home to put your slippers on and listen to Classic FM.
In your head you’re out there. In reality you’re twitching on the edge of the dancefloor, tapping your toes and slowly getting dragged in. The rhythms’ gonna get you in 5,4,3,2, 1....and there you GO!
You’re perched in the corner debating the evils of the mainstream music industry and evangelistically attempting to convert others to the latest lo-fi/hipster/experimental indie act you just discovered.
You’re sat and moving your head to the tunes, casually chilling in your own space, under no pressure to make a spectacle of yourself.
It’s a Friday night and it’s time for TAKEAWAY! You order:
An organic platter of falafel and lentil dahl on a bed of rocket, delivered by bicycle.
Fish n Chips.
Sushi- cooked by your in-house Michelin star chef, Pierre.
Pizza....the adventurous but safe choice. You may mix things up with an additional topping order of pineapple or peppers -if you’re feeling a little crazy.
Why order in when you can go OUT!!!
You fancy some exercise. You:
Go for a frisbee throw around in the park, after WhatsApp-ing everyone to join you.
Hit the garden trampoline.
Head to the golf course
Nice walk along the seaside to get some air.
You’ve signed up for one of those Bear Grylls ‘stranded-on-an-island ‘survival programmes. What would your luxury item be?
Teabags (I’m not sure you’ve thought this through thoroughly as you have no kettle, milk, sugar, cups or water, but okay!).
Solar powered toothbrush.
1000-piece jigsaw for a group activity in between hunting trips and water runs.