#Top5 toilet rolls you definitely SHOULD be buying in this season*
So, whether it is the threat of local lockdown, pandemic mayhem, Brexit bureaucracy, or zombie apocalypse we now know how the brits respond - that's right, they panic buy toilet roll. So obviously the people making the shopping decisions are getting their priorities spot on and stocking up in case of disaster. but are they missing a trick? In case of global scarcity, for the OBVIOUS birthday gifts (or just for good old fun) here are the top 5 MUCH more interesting loo rolls you could be out there buying ...
*instead of panic buying which is clearly daft
1 - Suduku Toilet Roll
(The flowers make you want to buy it, right?)
Because you shouldn’t let your brain switch off, ever. Well, maybe it’d stop you taking your phone in with you...
2 - Christmas joke toilet paper.
(Just look at how much fun they are having, that could be you?!)
I mean the season is nearly upon us and this will either have people in your loo longer reading all the jokes or get them out quick because they’re just not great jokes ...
3 - No tear toilet paper.
(Because life isn’t stressful enough already?)
Seriously, all the people in your house need is loo roll that won’t tear off. No tear, but we cannot guarantee no tears.
4 - Dump on Trump.
(That tagline is genius)
Hey listen, we’re not making political comments here. But just putting this one out there ...
5 - Who gives a crap?
(Ending on a slightly more serious note)
Actually, this one is about as cool as loo roll gets ... Who gives a crap is loo roll with a conscience.
100% recycled, plastic-free and 50% of their profits go to improving sanitation and providing toilets for people living in poverty across the world. Which is pretty cool.
As are the designs, but we’re totally not sold by that. Honest ...